纽约爱音鳄
邮差叔叔送信纯熟迅速送出 Ten tiny typists tripped through the tunnel.
邮差叔叔送信 Ten tiny typists...
- 先生，你不能入去！ - 这碟是送的，请慢用 -You can't be in here. -Compliments of the house. Enjoy it.
- 它很美味，很美味 - 先生！ -Sir. -It's delicious.
告诉他下星期会有入选通知 到时他就会知！ Tell him callbacks are next week and he'll know when he knows.
来吧 Okay.
《人人造星》 Okay, Show Us What You Got.
318号参赛者，下个到你 Contestant 318, you are up next.
喂，不是轮到他 He wasn't next.
- 你好，你的号码牌呢？ - 我没空浪费时间 -Where's your number? -I have no time to waste.
妈哩 妈哩 空！ Magical magic.
等等！ Wait a minute, man.
不... No, no, no.
赫德，上次已叫过你别再来 Hector, we told you after last time, no more.
那次只是我的歌舞表演 That was just my song-and-dance routine
我的新表演会令你们叹为观止 My new act will blow your minds
准备观赏 千鸽齐舞 Prepare yourself for the Dance of a Thousand Pigeons.
就是这样 Yes.
够了 That's enough.
唔该 Thank you.
或者... Maybe...
或者你应该唱返歌 Maybe go back to singing.
保安！ Security.
好心你 Seriously, dude?
别再用雀了 Ditch the birds.
你要表演他们未看过的东西 Show them something they've never seen before.
因为刚才那个...完全不行 Because whatever that was, ain't working.
（艾迪珍禽异兽店）
你好 我想找一只... Hi, I'm looking for something...
一只... Something...
不寻常的动物 Something unusual.
但要可爱 But cute.
非常可爱 Really, really cute.
而且便宜 Also affordable.
可以让我在跳舞时 That I can fit under my hat,
把它放入帽里 while I am dancing.
吃鸟蜘蛛现在特价 We got a special on bird-eating spiders.
好，我们从头再来 Okay, let's try this again.
大蟒蛇 Boa constrictor.
吸血蝙蝠 Vampire bat.
里面可能有只狐猴 Might have a lemur in the back.
狐猴 A lemur.
我喜欢那样 I like it like that
我喜欢那样那样 I like it like that
宝贝 Like that, baby
噢 我说我喜欢那样 Oh, I said I like it like that
我喜欢那样 I like it like that
对 就是那样 Yeah, I like it like
如你觉得我好请踏脚 Stomp your feet If you think I'm neat
如你想要更多请拍手 Clap your hands If you want some more
对 宝贝 Yeah, baby
喜欢 喜欢 Like it Like it
喜欢 喜欢 Like it like
我喜欢那样 I like it like that
对 我真的喜欢那样 Yeah, I really like it like that...
会唱歌的鳄鱼 A singing crocodile.
宝贝 我喜欢那样 Baby, I like it like that
（莱奥） LYLE
莱奥 "Lyle." Lyle.
舞台及电视明星 赫德P华伦蒂 Hector P. Valenti, star of stage and scree
乐意为你效劳 at your service
我的爬虫朋友，欢迎回家 My reptilian friend, welcome home.
我们是一家人了 We're family now.
来吧 Come.
好，开始吧 Okay, let's go.
来吧莱奥 Come on, Lyle.
我知你不会说话 但你可以唱歌 I know you don't talk, but you can sing.
你可以收拾行李 逃离城市 You can pack your bags And start skipping town
当表演中止 就放弃离开 Hang up that hat When the show shuts down
但当世界说你未够 全球知名 But when the world says You ain't quite world-renowned
先不要轻易放弃 Don't count yourself out yet
当你陷入孤独低潮 When you hit that lonely and lowest low
剩低的只有向上爬 Well, up's the only way left to go
你要重新演绎表演 You're meant to reinvent the show
所以我们相遇最好不过吧？ So ain't you glad we met?
把单调陈旧的独唱 Turn that dull and dusty solo
变成动人合唱 To a dazzling duet
或者我们一开始寂寂无名 但看现在的我们 Maybe we started pretty small
但看现在的我们 But take a look at us now
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
突然昂首阔步 看现在的我们 Suddenly standing 10 feet tall
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
纵使我们无法稳住阵脚 Though we had no way To stay afloat
我们怕被人说“一切到此为止” We were scared they'd say It was all she wrote
我们总可在最高峰结束 We're ending on a sky-high note Somehow
老友 我需要的只是你 Buddy, you were all it took
看现在的我们 So take a look at us now
你还未付上次的场租和制作费 You already owe me for the last show.
对，但今次不同 Yes, but this one's special.
那你先付钱，要现金 Then you pay me up-front. In cash.
现金可能有问题 Cash might be a problem.
但我有更值钱的东西 But I have something far more valuable.
当完美的计划 开始变调 When that perfect plan's Going off the rails
一堆麻烦在追逐我们 A heap of trouble is on our tails
是时候擦干净鳞片 It's time to polish up those scales
出尽全力 And give it all you got
如果你跟甩了舞步 If you're out of step
如果你跟不上节奏 If you're out of sync
如果你太在乎 旁人的批评 And you care too much What those critics think
当你找到欠缺的部分 你甚至不会想起他们 Well, when you find your missing link
你甚至不会想起他们 They don't get a second thought
因为在舞台中心 'Cause in the center of the spotlight
我们找到了自己的位置 We just might have found our spot
每一步都在试运气 Trying our luck with every leap
看现在的我们 看现在的我们 Take a look at us now Take a look at us now
前路可能平坦 亦可能崎岖 The road could be steady Could be steep
看现在的我们 看现在的我们 Take a look at us now Take a look at us now
第一眼看 以为我们必定失败 Thought we might be sunk Upon first glance
谁想过我们会有机会 Well, who'd have thunk That we had a chance?
人生可以是 一首歌和一只舞 And life could be A song and dance somehow
老友 我需要的只是你 Buddy, you were all it took
看现在的我们 So take a look at us now
（鳄鱼歌王莱奥首演之夜）
30秒后开场 Thirty seconds to curtain.
外面全场爆满，祝演出顺利 Got a full house out there. Break a leg.
就算你非常害怕 So even when you're terrified
只要全心笑一笑 Just smile a smile a mile wide
因为老友 当你我相遇 'Cause, bud, when you and I collide
肩并肩站在一起 Standing side by side
我们会一起在台上鞠躬 We're gonna take a great big bow
你看现在的我们 Won't you take a look at us now
给我们聚光灯和观众 看现在的我们 Give us a spotlight and a crowd
Take a look at us now
准备好大声唱我们的歌 看现在的我们 Ready to sing our song out loud
Take a look at us now
莱奥 Lyle.
莱奥，唱吧 Lyle, sing.
唱吧，莱奥 Sing, Lyle.
求求你！ Please.
你看现在的我们 Won't you take a look at us
看现在的我们 Take a look at us
落幕吧 Drop the curtain.
快点！ Come on.
你为何愁眉苦脸？ What's that look for?
我们只是遇到小挫折，没什么大不了 We've had a minor setback, nothing more.
对 Yes.
我要出去赚一点钱 I'll go on the road for a bit, and make some cash.
来，拿去吧 Here, take this.
你会想听的歌都在里面 It's got every song you'll ever need.
它是最好的同伴 The best companion there is.
好吧 Okay.
好，一眨眼我就回来 Okay, I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
记住如果有人问起，你就说自己是... And remember, if anyone asks, tell them you are
毛公仔 stuffed
好 Okay.
（18个月后...）
- 拿好了？ - 没问题 -You got it? -Yeah, I'm good.
- 再搬几箱 - 直接搬去客厅，老友 -Couple more. -Straight to the living room, brother.
我们真的会住在这里？ Are we actually gonna be living here?
我想是的 I think we are.
这样做是大错特错 This is a really bad idea.
你们知道曼克顿的罪案率... Do you realize Manhattan crime statistics
每年都上升超过 have seen a year-on-year increase
百分之18吗？ of over 18 percent?
多数有小孩的家庭都会搬走 而不是搬来 Most people move out of the city when they have kids, not into it.
准备好未？ Ready?
你们一定是严氏一家 And you must be the Primms.
- 你们的新数学科主任 Your new Math Department chair.
很高兴认识你们 我是代表自由学校的嘉露 I am so pleased to meet you. I'm Carol from Liberty Day School.
我们很高兴来到这里 We're so excited to be here.
- 我们很荣幸请到你来 We are very pleased to have you.
有时间的话，请签署这些文件 If you can just sign these when you get the chance.
他是我们的儿子佐舒 Oh, and this is our son Josh.
而且我们还未说到 含铅油漆被广泛使用 Plus we haven't even talked about the widespread use of lead paint.
- 搬到新城市 有些紧张 - 我明白 -New city. Little nervous. -Sure.
我可以对你说 我非常喜欢你的烹饪书吗？ Oh, can I tell you how much of a fan I am of your cookbooks?
- 对吧？ - 我期待你下一本著作 -Right? -I can't wait to see what you do next.
其实我现在想减少工作量 You know, I'm actually scaling it back a bit work-wise,
让我有多些时间陪佐舒 so I could spend more time with Josh.
这位是曹生，他住在你们楼下 And this is Mr. Grumps, your downstairs neighbor.
你好吗？ Hey, how's it going?
这里的物业管理处订立了 严格的噪音排减规则 The local housing administration has established strict noise abatement rules.
- 记住好好看清楚 - 当然了 -Make sure you read them. -Yeah, of course.
我们一定会，对吧？老婆 -We certainly will, won't we, darling?
当然 -Of course.
那是我见过最美丽的猫 That is the most beautiful cat I've ever seen.
萝莉达不是一只猫 Loretta is not a cat.
它是一只银阴影色波斯猫 非常身娇体弱 She's a Silver Shaded Persian with an extremely delicate constitution.
- 不要喂它吃东西 或者放它出外面 - 不如... Do not feed her or let her out of the building.
不如我们上楼吧，来吧 Why don't we go upstairs? Yeah, come on.
我会留意住他们 我班律师也会留意住他们 I'll be watching them. My lawyers will be watching them too.
他们一行差踏错就要即刻走 到时你就非卖楼不可 One foot out of place, and they'll be out, and you'll be forced to sell.
知道未？ Okay?
我也想说他只是表面凶狠 I'd say his bark's worse than his bite,
但老实说，他内心也不友善 but to be honest, his bite's pretty unpleasant too.
但那只猫很正，我们能养宠物吗？ Amazing cat, though. Can we have a pet?
佐舒，你有敏感 Josh, allergies.
我知道 I know.
提提你们 阁楼里有前屋主留下的东西 FYI, there's a few leftovers from a previous owner in the attic.
希望不会阻到你们 Hopefully they won't get in your way.
欢迎搬来新居 Welcome home.
老婆，可以挂在这里吗？你不钟意 Babe, can I put this here?
不 You hate it.
不 No.
纽约市 New York City.
- 我们真的搬来了？ - 我想是的 -Did we just move here? -I think we did.
你认为佐舒会有问题吗？ You think Josh is gonna be okay?
你讲笑吧？上面全层都属于他 Are you kidding me? He's got his own floor up there.
他大概非常乐在其中 He's probably having the time of his life.
- 什么声？ - 那是救护车 What was that?
That is an ambulance.
- 什么声？ - 那是车軚声 What was that?
That was a car tire.
什么声？ What was that?
我不知道是什么声 I have no idea what that was.
“这是我的鳄鱼” "This is my crocodile.
“请好好照顾它” Please, take good care of him.
“赫德P华伦蒂敬上” Cordially yours, Hector P. Valenti."
（附言：它是我最贵重的财产 它叫莱奥）
莱奥 "Lyle."
豆腐羽衣甘蓝沙律 Tofu kale breakfast bowl.
莙薘菜炒鹰嘴豆 Swiss chard chickpea scramble.
纯素姜黄奶咖啡 -Vegan turmeric latte. -I thought it was in...
我还以为在...来自三本书的三款不同食谱 Three different recipes from three different books.
真完美 It's perfect.
老婆，看来很好吃和健康 但我要走了 Oh, honey, this looks amazing, and healthy.
我不能迟到，好吗？佐舒在哪里？ But I gotta go. I can't be late. Where's Josh?
我会送佐舒返学，记得吗？ I'm taking Josh, remember?
对 Right.
带早餐去 Grab something.
你有见过我的眼镜吗？ Have you seen my glasses?
- 唔该 - 喂 -Thank you. -Hey.
好吗？ Yeah?
你做得到，好吗？请到你是他们幸运 You got this, okay? They're lucky to have you.
娶到你是我幸运 I'm lucky to have you.
- 喂，别忘了报名参加摔角，好吗？ - 好的 -Don't forget to sign up for wrestling. -Okay.
- 我们要走了 - 佐舒，还有时间吃早餐 -We gotta go. -Josh, there's time for breakfast.
不，由东86街车站坐地铁 到西农庄广场要11分钟 No, it's an 11-minute ride on the subway from East 86th to West Farms Square,
加上去车站要走4分钟 到站之后要再走7分钟 plus a four-minute walk at this end and a seven-minute walk at the other.
如果一切顺利的话 Assuming everything goes right.
走快点，妈 Keep up, Mom.
要一路走到街尾，然后穿过一条小路 All the way down to the end. Then we just cross this little avenue.
这里是86街车站 This is 86th Street Station.
走开，细路 Excuse me.
- 小心啦！ - 靠边呀，细路！ -Watch it. -Wrong side, kid.
Excuse me.
让开... Move, move.
请勿靠近车门 Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
放心吧！你做得到！ Don't worry, you got this.
“你做得到！” "You got this."
- 有冇搞错？ Seriously?
- 你在做什么？ What are you doing?
你没看到我们在拍片吗？ -Do you not see us filming here? -Come on, man.
不是吧 -Do you mind? -Dude, are you serious?
- 老友，不是吧？ - 一看就知他在拍片 He's literally filming.
我们走吧 Let's go, guys.
- 学其他人看Sweep吧，乡下仔 - 别理他 Watch it on Sweep like everyone else, pumpkin.
骑呢怪！ -Whatever. -Weirdo.
羽量级，到你们了 Featherweights, you're up.
开始！ And wrestle.
找机会抱腿 Look for the single leg.
快点！ Come on.
（如何在学校认识新朋友）
（利用开场白打开话题）
（- 可以借支笔给我吗？ - 当然可以，借给你）
（Sweep）
我是翠迪 我会参加《人人造星》的选拔 I'm Trudy, and I'm auditioning for Show Us What You Got.
萝莉达 Loretta.
喝吧，那碗奶是给你的 Go ahead. That milk's for you.
喂 Hey.
嘿 记得我 Hey, remember me
你会永远记得我 You'll always remember me
好，你跟着我 Okay. Stay close.
不！ No!
天呀... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
等等！不，把它还给我！ Wait. No, you have to give her back.
你刚才看到吗？ Did you see that?
老友，真的好癫！ Dude, that was crazy.
等等！ Wait.
喂，小心看路！ Hey, watch where you're going!
喂！ Hey!
喂，细路 Hey, kid.
你要把电话交给我 You gonna give me that phone,
还是要我从你手上抢走？ or am I gonna have to take it from you?
刚才太厉害了！ That was totally awesome.
等等！你要教我怎样回去！ Wait, you gotta show me how to get back.
好，最后一箱 Okay, last box.
我们为何会搬这么多东西来？ Why did we even bring all this stuff?
别吃那些，它们很不好 Don't eat those. They're horrible.
什么？你明明好钟意 What? You love these things.
你以前经常用车厘子焗蛋糕 You used to bake with cherries.
你还硬要加在结婚蛋糕上 You made us put them on our wedding cake.
我知道，但那时我还不知它的成分 I know I did, but that was before I found out what's in them.
它们含有很多氢化棕榈油、糖和粟米糖浆 They're full of hydrogenated palm oil, and sugar, and corn syrup.
我们要为佐舒做个好榜样 应该丢了它们 We wanna set a good example for Josh. We should throw them out.
丢在外面的垃圾桶 Outside in the garbage.
喂！ Hey.
那些垃圾桶是我的，不是你的 Those are my trash cans, not your trash cans.
- 你的在后面 - 对，对不起 Yours are in the back. Oh, right. I'm so sorry.
道歉就对了，你不要来这里 Sorry is right. Don't come around
用乡下佬垃圾来整污糟我的垃圾 scattering suburban mediocrity all over my trash.
- 我不知道... - 而且有人在喂我的猫 -I didn't know. -Someone's been feeding my cat.
我想知道是谁 I wanna know who.
你知不知像萝莉达那么矜贵的猫 Do you have any idea how dangerous irritable bowel syndrome can be
患上肠易激综合症会有几危险？ in a cat as valuable as Loretta?
如果让我见到你或你老婆 或者你那个衰仔 If I catch you, or your wife, or your horrible son
敢望萝莉达一眼 我班律师就不会放过你 so much as looking at Loretta, my lawyers will be all over you.
我讲得清楚吗？ Do I make myself clear?
等一等... Now, hold on a minute.
- 明白未？ - 明了... -Yes or no? -Yes.
- 明了... - 很好 -Yes, yes, yes. -Great.
请你们用更多热水 Oh, please, use more of the hot water. Help yourself.
随便用，还有很多可以用 -There's plenty to go around.
什么？热水？ -What? Hot water?
你好 Hey, hi.
你醒了吗？ You awake yet?
你看 Here.
这是我的力量加四卡 This is my Plus Four Strength card.
它是我收藏中最珍贵的卡 It's the most valuable card in my deck,
我想你收下 and I want you to have it.
佐舒？你在哪里？ Josh, where are you?
好，我要走了 Okay, I gotta go.
我三点后会回来，好吗？ And I'll be back after 3, okay?
是真的宠物！ An actual pet.
- 佐舒，我们走吧 Hey, Josh, let's go.
- 我要走捷径 Taking a shortcut.
什么？ What?
佐舒！ Josh.
等等！ Wait.
佐舒？ Josh?
这边 This way.
（安全走）
佐舒！ Josh.
喂！ Hey.
佐舒 Josh.
你好 What's up?
放心，我做得到 Don't worry. I got this.
我想停下 I wanna stop
（佐舒成长纪录） And thank you, baby
谢谢你 宝贝 我只想停下 I just wanna stop
谢谢你 宝贝 And thank you, baby
被你所爱是多么甜蜜 Oh, yes How sweet it is to be loved by you
有时就像糖 It's just like sugar sometimes
多么甜蜜 How sweet it is
你的书 Oh, your book.
（《烹饪守规矩》） 好精美 It's beautiful.
那个蛋糕会令你成名 That cake's gonna make you famous.
- 那只是轻咬 - 等等...不... -That was a modest bite. -Wait, wait. No, no, no.
再来一个怎么样 How about another taste?
谢谢你 宝贝 我只想停下 And thank you, baby I just wanna stop
谢谢你 宝贝 And thank you, baby
（朱古力车厘子）
（鳄鱼，大自然的杀手）
喂，动物星球频道 Hey, Animal Planet.
你为何看那么多书？ What's with all the books?
说出来你也不会信 You won't believe me.
我有一条... I kind of have a...
宠物鳄鱼 pet crocodile.
没有人会养鳄鱼做宠物 Nobody has a pet crocodile.
我都说了 Told you.
而且在市内绝对没有人养鳄鱼做宠物 And absolutely nobody has a pet crocodile in the city.
我爸要为市长做免费牙医服务 My dad had to do free dental work for the mayor
我才获准在大厦养响尾蛇 just to get my pet rattlesnake allowed in our building.
我在Sweep看过你 I saw you on Sweep.
我是说... I mean, like, not...
不是...那是... I didn't... It was...
你真的是怪人，对吧？ You're kind of a weirdo, aren't you?
对 Yeah.
（交友邀请 翠迪）
我一直把人生当成烹饪 I've always approached our life like one of my recipes.
当遇到难题 When things get hard,
就用回之前试过的可靠材料 we stick with the ingredients that work.
但现在一切都不同了，我仍觉得难受 But now it's all different, and I still feel bad.
为了什么？ About what?
佐舒在长大 Josh growing up.
老婆 Oh, honey.
我知道应该开心，但... I know that I should feel happy, but...
我不想自己觉得那么孤独 I wish I just didn't feel so left out.
喂 Hey.
你对佐舒的人生很重要，也是个好妈妈 You're a huge part of Josh's life, and an amazing mother.
好吗？ All right?
喂 Hey.
你未出现之前，我们都很迷惘 We were lost until you found us.
（阿盖尔餐厅）
什么？ What...?
你想我... You want me to...?
好吧...其实我从来 未摷过垃圾，所以... Okay, okay. See, the thing is I've never dumpster dived before, so...
好吧！ Okay.
好 Okay.
What...?
好核突 So gross.
（唐都酒家）
让我看看... Let's see.
你钟意吃面吗？ You like noodles?
犀利！ Oh, my God.
（圣占士剧院）
不，不用了 No, that's okay.
我有特定的饮食习惯 I have sort of quite a specific diet,
多数是小贝果圈，所以... which is mostly Bagel Bites, so I'm...
这样的，我不知它的味道会... I'm not sure if that's gonna taste--
哗，原来好好味 Wow, that's actually amazing.
我从未吃过这样的东西 I've never had anything like that before.
你来自哪里？ Where are you from?
我妈的家人来自台湾 My mom's family is from Taiwan.
其实她是我的继母 Well, she's actually my stepmom.
我妈在我两岁时就死了 My mom died when I was 2.
我爸说我的鼻像她 My dad says I got her nose.
我可以这样弄手指关节... I can do this really, like, crazy thing with my knuckles
就像这样，一次过全部啪出声 where if I, like, go like that, I can, like, crack them all.
你有手指关节吗？ Do you have knuckles?
那是什么？ What is that?
你不会说话吧？ You don't talk, do you?
在城市的阴影中 In the shadow of the city
当白天已经消失 When the days have disappeared
有人可能会说它有点真实 Some might say it's sort of gritty
充满令人害怕的面孔 Full of faces to be feared
但在午夜的天空之下 But there are wonders that are waiting
有种种奇蹟在等着你 Underneath the midnight sky
我们有星星照亮周围 We got the stars illuminating
属于你和我之地 It's a place for you and I
你和我的一点小空间 A little space for you and I
今晚在世界顶点 At the top of the world tonight
没有人需要躲藏 Where no one ever has to hide
今晚在世界顶点 At the top of the world tonight
你安全地坐着 怀抱梦想 You're sitting safe and starry-eyed
在他人留下的东西中 There is treasure you can find
你能找到宝藏 In something someone left behind
今晚在世界顶点 At the top of the world tonight
至少在晨光到来之前 It can stay this way
可以一直这样 At least until the morning light
在黑暗中有人在唱歌 Through the dark There's someone singing
像一首熟悉的旧歌 Like an old familiar song
像陷入一首旋律中 Like you fell Into a melody that's bringing
将你带到自己心中所属的地方 You right here Where you can belong
在午夜的天空之下 And there are wonders that are waiting
有种种奇蹟在等着你 Underneath the midnight sky
我们跟着星星前往 And by the stars we're navigating
属于你和我之地 To a place for you and I
今晚在世界顶点 At the top of the world tonight
没有人需要躲藏 Where no one ever has to hide
今晚在世界顶点 At the top of the world tonight
我们安全地坐着 怀抱梦想 You're sitting safe and starry-eyed
在他人留下的东西中 There is treasure you can find
你能找到宝藏 In something someone left behind
今晚在世界顶点 At the top of the world tonight
至少在晨光到来之前 It can stay this way
可以一直这样 At least until the morning light
在世界顶点 At the top of the world
在世界顶点 The top of the world
今晚在世界顶点 The top of the world tonight
Yeah!
对，是紧急情况 Yes, it's an emergency.
市政府一定要管制那些平排孖B车 The city must do something about these double-wide strollers.
只因为其他人犯了错 You know, just because somebody made the mistake
生了第二胎 of having a second child
并不代表我要被迫离开行人路 doesn't mean that I should be forced off the sidewalk,
走到马路 into the...streets.
猫猫猪？ Mumsykins?
- 祝一切顺利！ - 你也是 Have a great day. You too,
佐舒， honey.
是时候起身 Josh, time to wake up.
快点 Come on.
佐舒？ Josh?
好吧，佐舒，快点起来 All right, Josh, come on. Let's go.
妈，不要！等等 Mom, no, hold on.
- 天啊 - 它很安全 Oh, my God.He's safe.
不，妈，没事的 No, Mom, it's okay.
我想停下 I wanna stop
谢谢你 宝贝 And thank you, baby
我只想停下 I just wanna stop
谢谢你 宝贝 And thank you, baby
Oh, yeah
被你所爱会是多么甜蜜 How sweet it is to be loved by you
Oh, yeah
被你所爱会是多么甜蜜 How sweet it is to be loved by you
妈，我发誓它绝对不危险 Mom, I swear, he's not dangerous.
它是条鳄鱼！ -He's a crocodile.
好吧，鳄鱼是危险 -Okay, yes, crocodiles are dangerous.
它们的确能咬穿骨，的确钟意吃人肉 They bite through bone and have a taste for human flesh.
但它不是那样，它戴着颈巾 But he's not like that. He wears a scarf.
- 我要告诉你爸爸 I have to tell your father.
- 不，他会叫人捉走它 -No, he'll have him taken away.
- 我也会赞成 - 不要，求求你 -I'll agree with him.-No.
多谢你的来电，请留下讯息 Thanks for calling. Leave a message.
莱奥是条乖鳄鱼 它只是很寂寞，和我一样 Lyle is a good crocodile. He's just lonely, like I was.
而且它关心我 And he cares about me.
你知道我遇到它之后，一切有多不同吗？ Do you realize how different things have been since I met him?
我识到个朋友 I made a friend.
妈，因为有莱奥 我觉得自己属于这里 Mom, I feel like I belong here, because of Lyle.
佐舒 -Josh.
你甚至不会见到它，它是夜行动物 而且它会唱歌！ -You won't even see him. He's nocturnal.And he can sing.
那就像...它说话的方式 It's, like, how he talks.
总之我今晚回家前，什么也不要做 Don't do anything until I get home tonight.
那样就够了 That's all I'm asking.
求求你 Please.
- 喂？ - 老婆，对不起，你刚才打给我？ -Hey. -Hey, honey, sorry.Did you call?
我只是... I just...
想祝你今天一切顺利 wanted to wish you a great day.
多谢 Thanks.
我很需要打气 这些城市小孩真的充满活力 I could use that. These city kids have a lot of energy.
好吧，今晚见，我爱你 I'll see you at home. I love you.
想不到我会那样做 I can't believe I just did that.
各位！ Everyone.
很好，但可以请你们坐下吗？ Yeah, that's nice. Can we sit down, though, please?
各位，不要抛东西 Hey, guys, let's not throw stuff.
请大家安静一点，好吗？ Can we just settle down? Just a little bit, okay?
只因为唱片上有凹纹 不代表有动感 Just because a record has a groove Don't make it in the groove
来吧 Come on
当人们开始舞动 When the people start to move
全身 They can feel it all over
全身都在动 They can feel it all over People, yeah
全身 Over
全身都在动 OverPeople--
不可能会这样！ This isn't happening.
鳄鱼不应该住在屋里！ Crocodiles don't belong in houses.
当你想煮美味菜式 只敢用确实可靠的方式 When you're cooking something up And only trying the tried-and-true
跟足自己知道的既定规则 You stick to the predictable you've known
所有份量都要一样 Measure out the same amounts
所有份量都要一样 每一茶匙 每一安士 Every teaspoon Every ounce
没有惊喜 一切都要跟规定 No surprises When the rules are set in stone
但当你遇上困难 But when the sugar hits the fan
但当你遇上困难 完美的计划被搞乱 You make a mess of your perfect plan
你要面对未见过的新事物 And you're facing the face Of something strange and new
如果你没有为此作出预备 If it's not what you had prepared In the scramble
你不能害怕 You can't get scared
或让未知的美好突破关口 Let something wild And wonderful break through
即管撕烂食谱 Start ripping up the recipe
放开一切规范 Let go of how it has to be
你忘记所有对与错 尽情唱歌忘却自我 You forget about right and wrong When you lose yourself in this song
意想不到的完美 It's perfect unexpectedly
当你撕烂食谱 No--When you rip up the recipe
循规蹈矩地过生活 Living life inside the lines
安全简单依足指示 Safe and simple By the book
一直把不安定扫走 You keep sweeping the uncertainty aside
但不熟悉的香料 But an unfamiliar spice
可能带来另一番风味 Might bring something extra nice
比你试过的东西好味两倍 Something twice as good As what you would've tried
因为当你遇上困难 完美的计划被搞乱 'Cause when the sugar hits the fan You make a mess of your perfect plan
你要面对未见过的新事物 And you're facing the face Of something strange and new
有东西会破坏你的大计 你可以祈祷希望它走开 Something's ready to wreck your day You can pray that it goes away
或让未知的美好突破关口 Or let something wild And wonderful break through
即管撕烂食谱 Start ripping up the recipe
放开一切规范 Let go of how it has to be
不，你无法事先计划 尽情跳舞忘却自我 No, you can't plan it in advance Gotta lose yourself in the dance
意想不到的完美 It's perfect unexpectedly
妈？ Mom?
你要撕烂食谱 When you rip up the recipe
即管撕烂食谱 Start ripping up the recipe
和我一起捣点乱 And make a little mess with me
你忘记所有对与错 尽情唱歌忘却自我 You forget about right and wrong When you lose yourself in this song
意想不到的完美 It's perfect unexpectedly
当你撕烂食谱 When you rip up the recipe
-Lyle? -Lyle, all right.
三部摄影机 Three cameras,
全部都安装在天台范围 all mounted on the roof's perimeter.
无论是谁出入，你都一定会知道 No one's getting in or out without you knowing about it.
很好，我就知道他们有古怪 Perfect. I know they're up to something.
没人可以再喂咪咪吃污糟东西了 No one's ever putting anything nasty in Mummy's tummy ever again.
是吧？猫猫猪 Are they, Mumsykins?
不会... No. No.
N...O... N-O.
那是“No”的串法 That's how we spell "no, no, no."
那我就... I'm just gonna...
好 Yeah.
（鱼子酱）
试试吧 Try that.
真的？ Really?
我们应该留一些给莱奥 We should save some for Lyle.
你们好 Hey, guys.
- 老公早晨 - 爸爸 Good morning, sweetheart. Hey, Dad.
早餐吃薄饼 Pizza. For breakfast.
还有怎会有鱼子酱？ And where'd you get caviar?
我想吃... Can I have a--?
- 不行 - 对不起 -No. -Sorry.
应该是这样...不好意思 -Sorry. Excuse me. -It's more like...
- 拜拜 - 不要拿食物上... -See you. -Let's not get any food...
老婆？ Honey?
是 Yeah?
我留意到你最近... I've noticed that you've been...
很开心 happy recently.
那是好事 Which is great.
而我在想... And I wondered if that,
那会不会不是因为我 you know, hasn't been because of me.
我是说... I mean, is...?
我是否有事需要知道？ Is there something I need to know?
噢，亲爱的 Oh, sweet pea.
你是不是... I mean, is there...
有新欢了？ someone else?
不算是 Not exactly.
是时候跟你爸爸讲 It's time to tell your father.
跟我讲什么？ Tell me what?
- 走，快走！ - 爸！不，等等，没事的 -Go, go, go... -Hey, Dad, wait, it's fine.
不是你想那样！ It's not what you think.
好吧，躲在床下面 这边，躲在里面 All right, this way. Hide in here.
爸，没事的 Dad, it's okay.
怎会没事？屋里有条鳄鱼！ It is not okay.There's a crocodile in the house.
我一开始也那么想，但它不是普通鳄鱼 That's what I thought too, but he's not a normal crocodile.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
大家快离开这里！ Everybody, get out of here!
跟住我！走吧！ Follow me! Let's go!
有条鳄鱼... There's a crocodile...
祝你今日一切安好，先生 May I wish you good day, sir.
-赫德P华伦蒂，乐意为你效劳 -什么？ -Hector P. Valenti, at your service. -What?
我的行李应该放在哪里？ Where should I put my bags?
我不知道你在... I'm not sure I--
哎吔，你不知道我会来？ Oh, dear. You didn't know I was coming?
别担心 No worries.
你先打给学校负责人，我会随便坐坐 While you call the school authorities, I'll make myself at home.
但你是...我... But you're... I'm...
请你不要客气！ Please, please, be my guest.
今次旅程非常漫长和艰苦 It's been a very long and difficult trip.
我不想突然拉伤腰背... I'd hate to put my back out in a moment of--
天呀 Oh, my.
莱奥 Oh, Lyle.
看你长得多大了 Look at the size of you.
莱奥 Lyle.
好 Yes.
我都好挂住你 I missed you too.
莱奥 Lyle.
不...我们不知道 没人告诉过我们 Oh, no, no, no. We had no idea. Nobody told us anything.
对 Yeah.
好吧 Okay, yeah.
唔该，唔该哂你，拜拜 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Bye.
他们怎样说？ What did they say?
这里是他的家传祖屋 Well, this was his family's brownstone,
但他在一次商业交易失去了业权 but he somehow lost it in some kind of a business deal.
他正在筹备一场新的表演 He's figuring out some kind of new show,
屋契中有项条款说 他一年可以在这里住15日 and there's a clause that says somehow he can stay here 15 days out of the year.
什么？ What?
不可能会这样 This cannot be happening.
我们有条鳄鱼 现在还有个魔术师要住在阁楼 We have a crocodile, and now David Copperfield, living in our attic.
这样绝对有问题 This is definitely not okay.
还有请你别再画它了，好吗？ And can you please stop drawing him?
好奇怪 It's weird.
正呀！ Yes.
正 Yes.
我讨厌你们 I hate you.
我非常讨厌他们 I hate them so much.
表现自己 Express yourself
早晨，先生，早晨 Good morning, sir. Good morning.
如果有早餐的话，我会吃蛋 If there's any breakfast, I'll take eggs.
你想怎样煮都得 不过不要炒蛋...也不要煎蛋 Any way you wanna make them. But not scrambled. Or fried.
唔该 Thank you.
无论你做什么 Whatever you do
都要好好做 Do it good
无论你做什么 Whatever you do
Do, do, do, do, yeah
表现自己 Express yourself
Oh, yeah
做吧 Oh, do it
做吧做吧 Do it to it, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
好，今日是家庭日，你想做什么？ 历史博物馆？ Okay, family day. What do you think, history museum?
- 去那里吗？ - 好 -Go there? -Sure.
他来了 There he is.
我还是去... I'm just gonna...
那么爸爸不会去 So, Dad's not coming.
爸爸需要发泄一下 Dad needs to let off a little steam.
他不钟意赫德吧？ He doesn't like Hector,
赫德他是... does he?
相当有性格的人 Oh, well, Hector is a very colorful character.
我不知你们怎样 但我就饿到连只马都吃得下！ I don't know about you, but I could eat a horse if you spread butter on it.
- 你是鳄鱼队粉丝？ - 别傻了 -You're a Gators fan? -Don't be ridiculous.
这是烟幕，朋友，是烟幕 Smoke and mirrors, my friend. Smoke and mirrors.
不这样做，莱奥怎能一起去？ How else do you think Lyle can join us?
（鳄鱼队）
出发吧？ Shall we?
- 你肯定这样安全？ - 谁想要安全？ -Are you sure this is safe? -Who wants to be safe?
不...安全是个讨厌的字眼 No, "safe" is a repellent little word.
把它从你脑中清除 Expunge it from your mind.
我们是来生活的吧？ We are here to live, yes?
而生活是很危险的，各位朋友 And living is a dangerous business.
你不担心有人会觉得它是条真鳄鱼？ You're not worried that some people might think he's a real crocodile?
不，其他人的想法是最不重要 Nothing could be of less importance than what other people think.
任他们望吧！ Let people stare.
在他们无聊的人生里 终于有精彩的东西可以看 For once in their dreary lives, they have something wonderful to look at.
看吧... Look, look.
来了 Here it is.
- 冻上脑 - 再来一份 -Brain freeze. -Another one.
你们今次输硬了！ Oh, no, you're going down!
你们今次输硬了！看那只狗！ -You're going down! -Yeah!
老虎狗最劲！搞什么...？ -Let's go, Dawgs! -What the...?
你来得刚好 Oh, perfect timing.
你同我一队 You could be on my team.
不用预我了 -Hey. -Oh, I'm okay.
我有点攰，我还是上楼冲个凉 I'm exhausted. I'll go upstairs and take a shower.
赫德说可能没有热水了 Hector thinks the hot water might be out.
是我不好！ My bad.
好吧，右手红色 Okay, right hand, red.
莱奥 Lyle.
我只是来检查热水炉 I was just checking the boiler.
因为好冻，对吧？ Because it's cold, right?
你在哪里拿到的？ Where'd you get that at?
莱奥，你为何那样做？ Lyle, why would you do that?
不，我不会输 Oh, no. Not today.
一、二、三！ One, two, three.
好！ Yeah!
联校比赛冠军！ All-league champion!
王者回归了... I'm back, I'm back!
我宝刀未老！ I still got it.
过了20年，99年州冠军依然好劲！ Twenty years. State champs, '99.
来吧，斗多一局 Come on, one more round.
揿住你！ Stay down.
（严先生 我钟意墨西哥芝士粟米片）
早晨 Good morning.
我们再来一次吧 Let's try that again.
严老师早晨 Good morning, Mr. Primm.
- 爸，你要来看看 - 那是只白兔？ Dad, you have to come see this.
我们可以开始魔术表演 -Is that a white rabbit? -We can start the show of magic.
你可以拿给我吗？ Can you please pass me those?
- 这个？ - 唔该 -This? -Thank you. Yes, I need those.
我需要那些，唔该哂 Thank you very much.
现在我们有兔仔，就可以开始魔术表演 Now, now that we have the bunny, we can start our magic show.
请坐第一行，先生 Front row for you, sir.
请欣赏神奇的幻象世界 Behold, the power of illusion.
好吗？这里没东西，那里也没有 Okay? Nothing here, nothing over there.
小心看着这张卡 Follow the card carefully.
神奇魔术 Magical magic.
那它们在哪里？就在这里 Where are they? Here they are.
你那张是“九”，你那张是“二” You have a nine, and you have a two.
过奖，多谢捧场 Thank you. Thank you very much.
- 不如弹一首你作的歌吧 - 好呀 Hey, play us one of your songs.
- 弹来听听 - 我也想听，唔该你 -Yeah, play something. -That would be amazing. Please?
或者我们一开始寂寂无名 Maybe we started pretty small
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
突然昂首阔步 Suddenly standing 10 feet tall
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
纵使我们无法稳住阵脚 Though we had no way to stay afloat
我们怕被人说“一切到此为止” We were scared They'd say it was all she wrote
我们总要在最高峰结束 We're ending on a sky-high note Somehow
老友 我需要的只是你 Buddy, you were all it took
看现在的我们 So take a look at us now
你明白那代表了什么吗？莱奥 Don't you see what that means, Lyle?
刚才有观众，你表演了 That was an audience,and you performed.
你表演了，莱奥 You performed, Lyle.
对 Yes.
莱奥... Lyle. Lyle?
我们做得到 We can do it.
我们做得到，可以巡回表演 We can do it. We can take our show on the road.
你和我，就照原定计划做 You and me, like we always planned.
我是犯过点错 搞错了一些事情 So I made a couple mistakes Got a few things wrong
我们可以慢慢回到自己所属之地 We can claw right back To where we belong
只有我们两个和振奋人心的歌 It's just us two And a soaring song
再来一次首演 Redoing our debut
我们可以完成最初的心愿 We get to finish what we started
是全新的我和你 It's a brand-new me and you
全新的我和你 A brand-new me and you
第一眼看以为我们会失败 Thought we might be sunk Upon first glance
谁想过我们会再有机会 Well, who'd have thunk? Here's a second chance
人生总可以是一首歌和一只舞 And life could be A song and dance somehow
看现在的我们 So take a look at us now
走吧... Let's go. Let's go.
你们要去哪里？为何它悉心打扮？ Where are you going? Why is he all dressed up?
只要大家见到莱奥唱歌跳舞 我们就会发达 When the world sees Lyle sing and dance, we're gonna be rich.
- 发达！ - 什么？ -Rich. -What?
但它不需要钱，它需要家人和一个家 But he doesn't need money. He needs a family and a home.
演艺界就是这样，佐舒 This is the business of show, Josh.
因为莱奥不只是鳄鱼 Because Lyle is not just a crocodile.
它也是表演家 He's a showman.
拜拜 Bye.
它想那样做吗？ Does he even want that?
佐舒，今晚对我们很重要 Josh, tonight is our big night.
为什么重要？ The night for what?
我们要为新表演的潜在投资者预演 The preview for potential investors in our new show.
伊芬祖莲会带我们及时赶到 Evangelyne will get us there just in time.
伊芬祖莲是谁？ Who's Evangelyne?
赫德？ Hector?
祝我们好运！ Wish us luck.
看现在的我们！ Take a look at us now.
表演怎样了？ Hey, how'd it go?
舞台可以好残忍 The stage can be a cruel mistress.
我以为莱奥改变了，但它没有 I thought Lyle had changed, but he hasn't.
它呆了 He froze.
怯场 Stage fright.
它依然不肯在观众面前唱歌 He still won't sing for an audience.
我想话你知 Just so you know,
我不在乎你唱不唱歌 I don't care if you sing or not.
无论如何，我认为你很叻 Either way, I think you're awesome.
给它一点时间吧？ Just give him a little time, okay?
它会没事 He's gonna be okay.
我以为我们是天作之合 Thought we would make a perfect pair
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
我以为我们能一起成为焦点 Thought there was a spotlight We could share
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
老友，无可否认这次失败是个大打击 I won't pretend this isn't something of a blow, my old friend.
我欠的一两笔贷款 One or two loans will now require
现在需要重新谈谈怎样还款 a radical renegotiation, you know?
但只要施展点华伦蒂的魅力 就没有事解决不到 But nothing I can't smooth over with a little Valenti charm.
看现在的... Take a look at us
我们 Now
这座建筑物属于学校 It's the school's brownstone,
不属于你 Not yours.
我不理了，这与我无关 I'm done.I did not sign up for this.
严先生，给你的 Mr. Primm, for you.
好了，主角出场了 Oh, good, it's the man of the hour.
你是社区的一分子吧？ You're a member of the neighborhood?
那就做点贡献 Time to earn your spot.
好吧，很好 Okay, great.
快还钱！ Get the money.
演艺界就是这样 Show business.
请坐 Oh, please, sit.
入来 Come in.
我也不想做麻烦邻居，真的不想 I don't wanna be unneighborly. Really, I don't.
而且没人比我更钟意音乐、唱歌和跳舞 And no one loves music and singing and dancing more than me, you know.
但不是在半夜三点 Just not at 3:00 in the morning.
所以我希望大家可以坚决地 So if you could find it in your hearts
签下这份请愿书 to sign the petition,
凌驾学校的权力 and override the school's power
别让这些可恶的家庭住在这区 to allow awful families like this...
先等一等 -Okay, now hold on just a second
- 那只是佐舒在练习摔角 - 跳弹床 -Well... -That's just Josh. -Practicing wrestling. -Trampoline.
在弹床上练习 On a trampoline.
他用我们打算丢的弹床练习摔角 He wrestles on a trampoline that we'll get rid of.
好，但并不是那样，是另有内情 Sure, but if it's not that, and it's something else,
你们有所隐瞒 something that you're hiding from us,
在掩饰一件会令你们惹上麻烦的事 something that you think you'll get in trouble for,
我想是时候说出来了 well, I believe now is the time to share it.
介意我加入吗？ Do you mind if I join you?
华伦蒂 -Valenti. -Alistair Grumps.
曹亚里斯特... Alistair Grumps.
你最近怎样？ How in the world are you?
等等，还是同一张梳化吗？ Is that the same sofa?
你真的一点也没变吧？ You literally have not changed a thing.
我和亚里斯特一起长大 You see, Alistair and I grew up together.
- 你饮了酒？ - 对，我的确饮了 -Have you been drinking? -Yes, I have.
因为我认为饮完一杯香槟世界会更加美好 I always feel like the world looks better with a glass of champagne.
一杯香槟 A glass of champagne.
走吧，这不关你事 Get out. This is none of your business.
关我事，因为如果严家有问题 It is, it is, because if the Primms are the problem,
我作为他们的客人 也会是问题的一部分吧？ then I, as their houseguest, I'm part of the problem too, am I not?
很大部分 A large part.
那我就恳请大家批准我帮手解决问题 With your permission, I'd like to be part of the solution as well.
唔该借借，好吗？ Would you mind, please?
唔该 Thank you.
- 好味 - 赫德，你又像平时一样踩过界 -Delicious. -Per usual, Hector, you're overstepping.
但踩过界的不只是我们吧？ We are not the only ones who overstepped the mark.
例如我们就没有 We, for instance, haven't mounted security cameras
在整个社区安装闭路电视 throughout the neighborhood,
未经居民同意就偷拍他们 filming other residents without their consent.
你们有批准吗？ No permission asked?
- 没有 - 没有 None.
没有，有没有签过同意书？ -No. -No. Were releases signed?
- 没有 - 没有 -No. -No.
那如果是我 Well, if it was me,
我就会直接报警 I'd go straight to the police.
出去，所有人出去 Out, all of you.
所有人给我出去 Everyone, get out of here.
快点 Come on.
我们迟些会再召开相关会议 This meeting will be reconvened at a later date.
多谢大家出席 Thank you so much for coming.
除了你 Not you.
亚里斯特，我可以保证 我们绝对没有事要倾 I can assure you, Alistair, we have absolutely nothing to talk about.
我们即管看看吧？ Why don't we see about that?
就好像赫德事先准备好的表演 -Hector had this whole performance.
连玛佐莉都很不高兴 -Even Marjory was miffed.
- 她真的好嬲！ - 曹生擘大个口... -Mr. Grumps's jaw was... -She was so upset.
- 赫德！ - 赫德！多谢你 -Hector. -Hector.Oh, thank you.
- 很多谢你 - 刚才好精彩！ -Thank you so much. -That was incredible.
不...你们一直对我很好 No, no, no. You have all been extraordinary.
我只是做回自己本分 It was the least I could do.
真的多谢你们 Thank you, really.
好，我要梳洗打扮一下 So I have to make myself presentable.
一眨眼我就回来，好吗？ I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail, okay?
（纽约市野生动物管制）
带它匿埋 Hide him.
快！去吧！ Now.Go.
别出来 Stay here.
赫德！ Hector, Hector.
它在哪里？ Where is he?
安全起见，我去后面看看 I'm gonna look around back. Just in case. Could be a big one.
它可能很大条
别动... Stay back, stay back.
不... -No, no. -Josh.
它不会伤害你们！ He won't hurt you.
莱奥！ Lyle.
你要唱歌 You have to sing.
射啦 Now.
不要！ No.
小心梯级 慢慢来 -Watch your step there. -Easy.
可以开车！ You're clear.
- 佐舒 - 我去和他倾 -Josh. -I'll talk to him.
我早就估到， I knew it.
我一早知你们有古怪 I knew you were up to no good.
竟然窝藏鳄鱼，你们违反了好多规则 Hiding a crocodile. You've broken so many rules.
等我通知你的学校 他们会把你踢出纽约市 Wait till I tell your school. They'll throw you out of the city.
你们几个在感恩节前就会消失 You'll be gone, all of you, by Thanksgiving.
（纽约动物园）
（爬虫馆）
莱奥！ Lyle.
喂，老友，你还好吗？ Hey, hey, buddy.Hey, are you okay?
动物园一开门，我就来了 I came as soon as it opened.
- 莱奥 - 喂，老友 -Lyle. -Hey, buddy.
喂，不要伸手入笼！ Hey, no hands through the bars.
唔该 Thank you.
你回来 You, get back.
我们要想办法，莱奥一定讨厌这里 We have to do something. He must hate it here.
听住，佐舒，他们了解鳄鱼 会好好照顾莱奥 Look, Josh, they understand crocodiles. They're gonna look after him.
那为何他们不给莱奥吃 迷迭香猪肉酥盒 Then why aren't they giving him pork-and-rosemary vol-au-vents,
或者米兰煎鸡扒配青莎莎酱？ or chicken Milanese with a dash of salsa verde?
它是条鳄鱼，乖仔 He's a crocodile, sweetheart.
我们知道它是条非常特别的鳄鱼 但它始终是鳄鱼 He's a very special crocodile, but he is still a crocodile.
它要学习怎样和其他鳄鱼生活 He has to learn to live with the other crocodiles.
- 不...我们可以救它出去 - 佐舒！ -No, no. We can break him out. -Josh.
这里不是银行，是动物园，会有几难？ It's not a bank. It's a zoo. How hard can it be?
佐舒，别说了 Josh, stop.
好吗？我应承你我们会每日来探莱奥 Okay? We'll come visit Lyle every day, I promise.
我们会找动物园倾 We'll speak to the zoo, and ask them to let us bring Lyle his favorite treats.
请他们批准我们 带莱奥钟意的零食来给它
我们爱莫能助 There's only so much we can do.
不是所有问题都解决到，佐舒 Not all problems have a solution, Josh.
不 No, you don't get to decide that.
那不是由你决定，我不会再接受了 Not for me. Not anymore.
一直以来我都好怕， My whole life, I've been scared,
因为你们害怕 because you've been scared.
但我不再怕了 But I'm not scared anymore.
因为莱奥出现 Because of Lyle.
它改变了我的一切 He changed everything for me.
不只是我 And not just for me.
你们也是，所以... For you too. So...
我不会离开这里 I'm not gonna leave here.
我不会就这样离开，留下... I'm not just gonna leave here without...
- 留下... - 佐舒？ -Leave here without... -Josh?
- 佐舒... - 天啊... -Wait, Josh, Josh, Josh. -Oh, my God.
你没事吧？ Josh, are you okay?
- 可以拿他的吸入器吗？ - 在他的褛袋里 -Josh. Get his inhaler. -It's in his jacket.
快报警 Call 911.
他因为惊恐发作引发哮喘 He had a panic attack that triggered his asthma.
好彩他身上有带哮喘药 It's good he had his inhaler.
他会没事，你们不用担心 He's gonna be fine. You got nothing to worry about.
唔该你 Thank you, sir.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事 -You okay, bud? -Yeah.
- 你肯定？ - 对 -You sure? -Yeah.
我们度过充满音乐的夜晚 We had nights of endless music
我们跳舞跳到黎明 头晕眼花 We were dizzy dancing till the dawn
我们自由地 和城市唱着和谐旋律 We were free Singing sweet harmonies with the city
但或者那是别人的歌 But maybe that was someone else's song
再次回到现实 Back to earth again
你知道前路如何 老实说你最好回到 You knew where this was headed And honestly you're better off
自己所属的地方 Better here where you belong
你被缤纷色彩所迷 You got caught up in the colors
投入在旅程之中 You got wrapped up in the ride
你以为那感觉不会消逝 You thought the feeling was forever
宇宙也在迎合你 And the stars were on your side
那段时光很美好 It was lovely while it lasted
但注定不能天长地久 But it wasn't meant to stay
但你依然让自己得意忘形 Still you let yourself get carried away
我想我让自己得意忘形 I guess I let myself get carried away
我们都得意忘形 We got carried away
得意忘形 Carried away
都得意忘形 Got carried away
得意忘形 Carried away
我们被卷入疯狂之中 So we got mixed up in the madness
但我们闯的祸很完美吧 But wasn't it a perfect mess we made?
生活就是学习 你回到安全简单的人生 Well, you live and you learn You return To the safe and the simple
在墙后面 我们回到原来位置 And behind our walls We fall back into place
再次回到现实 Back to earth again
你决定不再假装 因为结局就是这样 You're through with pretending 'Cause this is how the ending goes
现在你回到 自己所属的地方 Now you're here where you belong
我们被缤纷色彩所迷 We got caught up in the colors
投入在旅程之中 We got wrapped up in the ride
我们以为 那感觉不会消逝 We thought the feeling was forever
宇宙也在迎合我们 And the stars were on our side
那段时光很美好 It was lovely while it lasted
但注定不能天长地久 But it wasn't meant to stay
我们让自己得意忘形 We just let ourselves get carried away
我们都得意忘形 We got carried away
得意忘形 Carried away
都得意忘形 Got carried away
得意忘形 Carried away
我们迷失 在自己对将来的幻想中 Lost in a fantasy Of all we were gonna be
得意忘形 Carried away
那段时光很美好 It was lovely while it lasted
但注定不能天长地久 It was never meant to stay
但 我们让自己得意忘形 But we let ourselves get carried away
我想我让自己得意忘形 I guess I let myself get carried away
喂 Hey.
讲你也不信 Can you believe it?
我仍然很惊讶，我们会上《人人造星》 I still can't believe it. We're gonna be on Show Us What You Got.
那很好 That's great.
你值得入围的 You deserve it.
听住 Listen.
不要放弃 Don't give up.
马份走失时，我都以为不会再见到它 When Malfoy escaped, I thought I'd never see him again either.
马份...癫叔叔艾尼送给我的响尾蛇 Malfoy? The pet rattlesnake my crazy Uncle Ernie gave me?
它失踪了六个星期 He was gone for six weeks.
我们都以为它死了 We all thought he was dead.
后来邻居发现它躲在 Until the neighbors found him
他们的多士焗炉后面 in the back of their toaster oven.
奇蹟真的会发生，佐舒 Miracles do happen, Josh.
这才似你 There he goes.
妈，我没事 Mom, I'm fine.
我知道你没事 I know you're fine. I'm gonna make sure you stay that way.
我会确保你一直没事，走吧 Come on.
（鱼子酱）
你要去哪里？ Where you going?
拿垃圾出去 -Taking the trash out. -Okay.
- 小心点 - 好的，小心点 -Be careful. -Be careful.
你怎可以那样做？ How could you do it?
同一个问题我也问了自己好多次，佐舒 I've asked myself the same question over and over, Josh.
但其实...我一无所有 But, you see, I've got nothing.
没有家人，没有朋友 No family, no friends.
那你为何一直丢低它？ Then why do you keep leaving him?
莱奥一怯场 When Lyle choked,
我就要靠自己去表演维生 I had to go back and make it on my own.
再一次 Again. Yes.
但我做不到，因为没人会想看... But I couldn't, because no one's interested in...
我 me.
而我欠好多人好多钱，佐舒 And I owe a lot of people a lot of money.
好多钱 A lot of money.
所以当亚里斯特来给我那笔钱 我必须收下 So when Alistair Grumps offered me that cash, I had to take it.
因为我害怕、我软弱 Out of need, out of fear, out of weakness.
我为这件事好憎自己 And I've hated myself for doing it.
好，因为我都好憎你 Good, because I hate you too.
但我和你都不重要，重要的是莱奥 But this is not about me, or about you. It's about Lyle.
你和我都清楚知道 不可以让它留在动物园 You know as well as I do, we can't leave him in that zoo.
所以如果你够胆识 So if you have the stomach for it,
如果你心里有团火，我知你有 if you have the fire in your belly I know you have,
你有 you have,
你就会帮我将莱奥由动物园救出来 you, young man, are going to help me break that crocodile out of the zoo.
没错，因为我们有魔法...帮助我们 Yes, because we have magic on our side.
幻象的力量 The power of illusion.
妈哩 妈哩空 Magical magic.
世上没有魔法，赫德 There is no magic, Hector.
凌晨四点我会在东闸等你 I'll be at the East Gate at 4 a.m.
凌晨四点，记住去！ Four a.m. Be there.
明天记住收看在纽约市的现埸直播 Join us live tomorrow, right here in New York City.
我们会举行《人人造星》总决赛 选出下一位超级巨星 We're crowning the world's next superstar on the finale of Show Us What You Got.
Oh, no...
（纽约动物园）
- 你在做什么？ - 亲爱的朋友 -What do we got here? -My dear fellow.
请你帮帮我，好吗？ May I have some assistance, please?
我以为这一招已经练得很熟 但我搞祸了 I thought I had this trick down, but I've got myself in a bit of a pickle.
唔该你 Please.
- 好吧 - 唔该 你这个是解手扣魔术吗？ -Okay.-Thank you.Some sort of handcuff trick?
看来好夸张 This looks crazy.
对，或者你可以这样郁... Maybe if you move that way...
喂！ Hey.
喂... Hey, hey.
妈哩 妈哩空 Magical magic.
放我走 Let me out of here.
不会搞好耐，我保证 This won't take long. I promise.
不...你不能入去... No, you can't go in there. You can't go in there.
回来，快回来 Come back here. Come back here.
莱奥 Lyle.
不是莱奥... Not Lyle.
弊了 Not good.
这个就是你的大计？ This was seriously your plan?
我早知你会来 I knew you'd come.
好 Yes.
你爬上去接住我条绳，你要救我出去 Climb up there, and catch my rope, please You have to get me out of here.
佐舒？ Josh?
- 快点，佐舒！ - 莱奥 -Come on. Josh. -Lyle.
莱奥 Lyle.
救我！ Help me. Help me.
救我
莱奥 Lyle.
不要... No, no, no.
佐舒？ Josh?
佐舒，你要和它倾倾 你要叫它救我 You have to talk to him. Tell him to help me.
要和它倾的不是我，赫德 It's not me that has to talk to him, Hector.
是你 It's you.
但是... But...
我知自己总是做错决定，莱奥 I realize I may not have always acted in the best way possible, Lyle.
但毕竟我带你见过世面 But I showed you the world.
我让你尝过白松露油 I introduced you to white truffle oil.
我教了你跳月球漫步 I taught you the moonwalk.
好啦... Okay, fine, fine.
我向你道歉，我的所为不值得原谅 I apologize. My behavior was unforgivable.
我利用了你，然后就丢低你 I used you, and I abandoned you.
你被困这里都是我的错，莱奥 And it's my fault you're here.
但求求你，跟我回去吧 But, please, come back with me.
你要回去自己所属的地方 Come back to where you belong.
回去... Back to...
回去佐舒身边 Back to Josh.
回去严家 And the Primms.
回去你的家 To your family.
我们要带你出去 We gotta get you out of here.
告诉我你下半部计划会更好 Tell me the second part of your plan is better.
不是更好，是完美 Not better. It's perfect.
我将伊芬祖莲泊了在闸前面 I've got Evangelyne parked up by the gates.
坐上它就没人追到我们 We can outrun anyone on her.
不，莱奥不可以一直逃走 But Lyle can't just keep running.
它当然可以，只要跑得快就没人追到 Of course he can. You'd be amazed what you can outrun.
前妻... -Ex-wives. -Hands up.
债主... Creditors.
公园管理员 Park rangers.
不...不可以这样生活 No, no, this is not a life.
我们要让大家知道莱奥做到什么 We have to show people what Lyle can do.
让大家知道不用怕它 That they don't have to be scared of him.
要让他们看到... We gotta show them...
（《人人造星》决赛直播！）
去吧，带莱奥走，这里交给我 Go, take Lyle. I've got this.
对不起，不是这个 Sorry, not this one.
给我点时间... Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
大家准备大开眼界吧 Prepare to have your flabber truly gasted.
不，我们不识揸车 No, we have no one to drive it.
（力量加四）
去吧... Go, go, go.
加油，佐舒！ Go. Come on, Josh.Come on.
他们离开了公园，快报警 They're leaving the park. Call the police.
收到 Copy.
对不起 Sorry.
还有几远？ How much further?
莱奥！ Lyle.
各单位注意，有条坐电单车的鳄鱼 All units, we got a crocodile on a motorcycle,
进入剧院区域 entering the Theater District.
有条...什么？ You got a what?
（《人人造星》决赛直播！）
小心！
（后台，只限参赛者进入）
佐舒在哪里？他不在房 我已经周围搵过 Where's Josh? He's not in his room. I looked everywhere.
（时代广场）
他在时代广场做什么？ What's he doing in Times Square?
喂...我在后楼梯 Hey, hey.
对，我需要你帮手，在哪里？ I'm on the steps.
Yeah, I need your help. Where is it?
对，我到了后台门口 I'm at the backstage door.
你来这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
那...那是... Is...?
是，我们要让大家看到它的才能 Yes, and we need to show people what he can do.
我们需要你帮手 We need your help.
翠迪！ Trudy.
跟我来 Follow me.Whoa, hey.
来自金斯波特的琪琪到了未？ 她在哪里... Kaysha from Kingsport, check. Where's Kaysha from...?
保安？ Security?
欣赏完另一场非常精彩的表演 Yet another unbelievable performance.
记住发短讯去荧幕显示 Text your vote to the long number on the bottom of your screens.
很长的电话号码投票
再次为塔米亚和塔鲁亚鼓掌！ Once again, Tamia and Talullah.
别以为才艺表演已经结束...天呀... And if you thought the talent stopped there,oh, boy, are...
- 发生什么事？ - 搞什么？ -What is happening? -What is going on?
等等，那条是真的鳄鱼？ Wait, is that a real crocodile?
你见到它吗？ Do you have him?
见到了，收到 Got him, sir. Copy.
你现在要相信我 You're just gonna have to trust me now.
就是现在 This is it.
莱奥，你要唱歌 Lyle, you have to sing.
没事的 It's okay.
我们会一起唱 We'll do it together.
或者我们一开始寂寂无名 Maybe we started pretty small
但看现在的我们 But take a look at us now
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
突然昂首阔步 Suddenly standing 10 feet tall
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
老友 我需要的只是你 Buddy, you were all it took
看现在的我们 So take a look at us
你要唱给他们听 You have to show them.
看现在的... Take a look at us
我们 Now
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
Oh, yeah
当完美的计划开始变调 When that perfect plan's Going off the rails
一堆麻烦在追逐我们 A heap of trouble is on our tails
是时候擦干净鳞片 It's time to polish up those scales
出尽全力 And give it all we've got
因为在舞台中心 'Cause in the center of the spotlight
我们找到了自己的位置 We just might have found our spot
给我们聚光灯和观众 看现在的我们 Give us a spotlight and a crowd Take a look at us now
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
准备好大声唱我们的歌 Ready to sing our song out loud
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
盛大表演 隆重登场 The big shebang Our grand debut
现在我和你合作无间 Now we got the hang Of the me plus you
似乎最后我们可能美梦成真 Seems our dreams Just might come through somehow
老友 我需要的只是你 Buddy, you were all it took
看现在的我们 -Take a look at us now -Take a look at us now
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
看现在的我们 Take a look at us now
精彩！ All right.
（一个月后...）
法官大人，我的意思是一切都没有变 The point I'm making, Your Honor, is that nothing has changed.
那条鳄鱼识唱歌，那又点？ So the crocodile sang. So what?
又不是唱得好好听 It wasn't even that good.
因为它是鳄鱼，你们先觉得犀利 Oh, you're just impressed because it was a crocodile.
它依然是被人从动物园偷运出来 It was still broken out of the zoo.
根据纽约市的所有法例 And according to every single one of the city's very own regulations,
它绝对不可以留在普通住宅里 it cannot be kept in a domestic residence.
肃静... -Order, order. -It's okay.
很遗憾原告人说得对 I'm afraid the plaintiff is right.
但比起说得对... But who wants to be merely right
如果可以赢得靓就更好吧？ when you can be fabulously triumphant instead?
早晨，法官大人 Good morning, Your Honor. Excuse me.
不好意思，我有一份被人偷走的文件 I have some documents here that were stolen from me
我认为它对这宗案件非常重要 which are of vital importance to this case.
什么文件？ What documents?
东88街那间屋最初的屋契 The original deeds to the house on East 88th Street.
等等，你点拿到的？明明在我床下底 How'd you get those? Those were under my bed.
是一位新朋友带我搵到 I was led to them by a new friend.
为什么？ Why?
- 让我看 - 没问题 -Let me see that. -Of course.
这些文件是我婆婆当年签下 Those papers date from the time of my maternal grandmother,
伊芙莲T华伦蒂 Evelyn T. Valenti.
她不但起了东88街那间屋 Not just the woman who built the house on East 88th Street,
还创立了纽约动物园 but the woman who was the founder of the New York Zoo.
简直乱来 -This is nonsense. -What?
这份的确是纽约市特别批准的屋契 This is a special deed granted by the City of New York.
为了表扬我婆婆对这个城市的贡献 In acknowledgment to my grandmother's contributions to the city,
以及满足她对动物的热情 and to accommodate her fascination for the animals.
“位于东88街的物业获得” "The house on East 88th Street is hereby granted
“纽约市政府的特别豁免 可饲养任何珍禽异兽作为宠物” a special waiver to house any exotic creature as a pet."
法官大人，你不会蠢到考虑这一点吧 Certainly Your Honor cannot be stupid enough to consider this.
批准！ Approved.
好！ Yes.
法官大人，太荒谬了！ Your Honor, this is ridiculous.
我要求审判无效！太荒谬了！ I demand a mistrial.This is absurd.
等等，萝莉达 Wait a second. Loretta?
萝莉达？ -Hey. -Loretta?
别用你对污糟手掂我的萝莉达！ Keep your filthy hands off of my Loretta!
好啦，各位，出发吧！ All right, everybody, let's go.
放心，还有时间 Relax, we got time.
我去拿防晒霜 I'm gonna get the sunscreen.
等等...发生什么事？ Wait, wait. What's all of this? Where...?
赫德，早晨 Hector, good morning.
- 你们去哪里？ - 大家上车吧 -Where are you going? -Get in the car, guys.
等等，单是在纽约我就帮莱奥 Hold on. I've already got Lyle over 200 bookings.
安排了超过200场表演 Two hundred bookings in New York alone.
所以到我们做全国巡回表演 到时就发达了 Once we roll out a national tour, we're gonna be swimming in cash.
我们不会做全国巡回表演，我们要去度假 We're not going on a national tour. We're going on vacation.
去做什么？ On a what?
莱奥，你试过去度假未？ Have you ever even been on vacation before, Lyle?
我买了浮床给你 I got you a floatie.
很可爱 That's cute.
好吧... Okay, okay. Fine, fine.
那我们转做球场巡回表演 We'll do a stadium tour instead.
日数较少，不过观众人数一样多 Fewer dates,
but we'll pack in just as many people.
拜拜 Bye.
拜拜！ Bye.
拜拜 Bye.
赫德？ Hector?
什么？ Yes?
不好意思，细路... I'm sorry, kid, but...
唱吧，马份 Do it, Malfoy.
它有经理人吗？ Does he have an agent?
现在有了 He does now.
它好有性格 He's got an attitude.
走吧 Let's go.
去度假了！ And we're off.
不如... How about...?
播莱奥的歌吧 Play Lyle's music.
（《鳄鱼摇滚》，艾顿庄）
但我做过最兴奋的事 But the biggest kick I ever got
就是叫鳄鱼摇滚那件事 Was doing a thing Called the Crocodile Rock
当其他小孩随着时钟摇摆跳舞 While the other kids Were rocking 'round the clock
喂，萝莉达！ Hey, Loretta.
我们却随着鳄鱼摇滚又跳又摇 We were hopping and bopping To the Crocodile Rock, yeah
鳄鱼摇滚真令人惊叹 Croc Rocking is something shocking
你的双脚停不下来 When your feet just can't keep still
我从没这么尽兴 我想以后也不会 I never knew me a better time And I guess I never will
噢萝蒂妈妈 那些周五夜晚 Oh, Lordy, mama Those Friday nights
苏丝穿上她的紧身裙 When Susie wore her dresses tight
（剧终） Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
鳄鱼摇滚就消失了